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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by ChilcoSaint, Dec 6, 2020.
I just dropped a beauty, don't it make yer brown eye blue.
Blame the dog.
I tried that but Mrs Jab told me we haven't got a dog.
We had a canary years ago, I used to blame her ......wife never believed me
I’ve just been kicked out of the front room because of mine...my 8 year old is heaving
An 8 year old child I take it, not something you've had brewing for 8 years
I’m surprised the poor canary survived, so I suppose being blamed unfairly was a bonus really!
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Is that an x canary?
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This canary is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-CANARY!!
I really cannot understand why we are talking about wind. Wasn't the 110 mph we had yesterday enough for you? Don't pass much these days I just give it away................
Three rules for getting old;
Never pass a bathroom
Never trust a fart
Never waste an erection
How about we add
Always derail a thread with puns
If no pun is available do farts
Farts and fart puns are probably better than the normal fish ones.
When they start I cannot sea the ray of light ahead.
You still Carping on?
I hate this plaice sometimes
Yes it can be a bit fishy at times. I too Hake it at times.....
I'll raise with a grayling... he talks a load of pollocks...
Come on guys, we’re about to sign Diego Costa on a free and you’re talking fish puns. Show some sole here and get a couple of squid on him signing in January, unless I’m not herring things right and salmon is having me on.