We could do dog puns instead? We would have a Mastiff thread though and some would be hounded out of here due to the pack mentality. Chilcs though would soon be on the tail of the culprits and collar them to fetch their punishment.
I didn't used to mind puns. But you lot have genuinely made me sick of them Never seen a group of people so dedicated to continually spouting out the same puns. I mean we must have had cheese puns at least 4 times already in 2021.
Agreed, mate. People on here aren't gouda enough to come up with something original or mature. I'm well cheesed off with it.
Jasper, realistically, any transfer talk is purely speculation. Completely valid, but simply speculation. In the absence of anything concrete to report on, 'the devil makes work for idle hands', so any tangential observation is jumped on, the responses snowball, and anyone/everyone jumps on the bandwagon. What we have here are first world problems - too much time, and not enough activity. Normally, this would stop because it would be someone's round, but online pub-type conversations have no known cure. And no mention of cheesy comestibles. Apart from this.
It doesn't say which January (ten more months of this? The Horror, the Horror...) Edit: Actually, it does say which January, but this won't stop things