JAMIE VARDY

She'll no doubt be moaning about the size of your tiny cock with other frustrated housewives

 

Just looked through the history and she started a thread called 'Monster Cock'...










The slag must be cheating

 

Hahaha

 

Wow! I looked at that site, and I cannot believe that thread entitled "Husband A Major Disaapointment After One Night With HIAG?"

The thing is, it has a poll attached to it with "yes" and "no," and over 200 have ticked the "yes" box (meaning that I obviously ticked their boxes!" and there are no "no" responses.

Your missus started that thread, Sky!

 

Do you introduce yourself to women as HIAG?

 

Yes, that's my name in real life.

 

Vardy should share this with Ashley Young.

He couldn't have done it without him.

 

Just how many husband's have you spent the night with ? ...

 

I cannot say that I wasn't expecting some wag to make that quip.

However, the fault in your jibe lies with the fact that I included the bit about Sky's missus having made the post.

So, I can give you only a B- and a "must try harder" recommendation for that wum, Fossil, I'm afraid.