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James Perch or a soiled rag, who would you rather have in your team?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Obertan's Rancid Toe, Aug 19, 2011.

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Who would you rather have in your team?

  1. James Perch

  2. A soiled rag

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Tough... They both stink in truth. Soiled rag has the bonus of being useful at long throw situations.

    If only Ashley would spend some ****ing money, we could buy traffic cone, as he'd look good in our away kit and at home in any position as a temporary measure....
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Aug 19, 2011
  2. Alfie

    Alfie Active Member

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    I'm going to laugh my nuts off at you twats when Perch captains England at the next world cup.

















    My shrink's put me on a course of extreme positive thinking. <ok>
     
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    Alfie, Aug 19, 2011
  3. UlversToon

    UlversToon Member

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    Or French?
     
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    UlversToon, Aug 19, 2011
  4. The Armband

    The Armband Active Member

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    Neither as they're both ****... Wuueey!



    I'll get my coat.
     
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    The Armband, Aug 19, 2011
  5. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    Didn't realise there was talk of Perch leaving the north east?????
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Aug 19, 2011
  6. Alfie

    Alfie Active Member

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    Perch???

    Sorry, thought you said Lurch!!!

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    Alfie, Aug 19, 2011
  7. overseasTOON

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    That rag seems to be the Turin shroud for EVE from the film WALL-E

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    overseasTOON, Aug 19, 2011
  8. Tino's Machine Gun

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    Even an already soiled rag could soak up more pressure than Perch.
     
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    Tino's Machine Gun, Aug 19, 2011
  9. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Although Perch is not really a great player, I find it disturbing that so many Toon fans are happy to stick the boot into one of their own players.

    I guess you must all be very proud of yourselves.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Aug 19, 2011
  10. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    Any of the 14 want to change their mind?
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Dec 16, 2011

  11. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    If Perch reads these pages it isn't going to do his confidence any good.

    I know it's hard but we should try to get behind the team no matter who's playing.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 16, 2011
  12. Minty Fresh

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    I don't think Perch reads these boards somehow <laugh>

    If he does though he probably cries himself to sleep every night.
     
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    Minty Fresh, Dec 17, 2011
  13. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    Well he can't possibly get any worse anyway surely so **** his confidence

    And he can always take comfort from his massively undeserved huge wage
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Dec 17, 2011
  14. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    mope

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    just thought i'd make it like the GC board <ok>
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Dec 17, 2011
  15. SeatonSluiceToon

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    Now that there's a ban on towels a soiled rag could come in handy by the touchline.
     
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    SeatonSluiceToon, Dec 17, 2011
  16. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    Perch really isn't as bad as some people make out. If he was we'd concede about 20 goals a match because surely then every time he's on the ball he'd give it away or score an own goal.

    I know this is meant to be tongue in cheek but we should get behind the lad. At least he puts the effort in.
     
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    You'veBeenTiote'd, Dec 17, 2011
  17. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    agree we should get behind him but he's one of the worst players to pull on a black and white in a long time
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Dec 17, 2011
  18. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    I can't deny that unfortunately <laugh> Probably because people think he's meant to be versatile when he's **** in all defensive positions besides CDM!
     
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    You'veBeenTiote'd, Dec 17, 2011
  19. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    nsfw?
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, Dec 17, 2011
  20. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    this
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Dec 17, 2011
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