Jagermeister

yes, I have got drunk and made an arse of myself many times, but I was a kid then. I guess it depends on the person, I'm smart enough, and have enough respect for myself that I don't want to be the town drunk who can't remember his name and pisses and ****s himself cos he's addled his brain.

 

I take it you have pissed and shat yourself??? I haven`t got ****ered like that for years and i have never pissed and shat myself, lovely image Miggins. Also i live in London so my bender last night went mostly unnoticed ....

 

it's not stronger no I think it's about 4.8

a lot nicer though. smooth as ****

 

Can you buy it in the big Supermarkets? I want some now, i only drink the import Belgium Stella the one brewed in the UK is nasty...

 

If I was gonny try this Stella Black I think I'd wait till I found it on tap somewheres.

 

Hole in fence, door off it's hinges = Quiet night out.When the fist thing you see in the morning is a metal door with a hatch then you know you were on a bender.

 

Have you ever got so ****ered that you pissed and **** yourself?

 

...and when you promise to behave yerself your missus will let you back out of your basement.

 

Speaking from experience?

 

Nope.

Me and my brother-in-law were walking up to the boozer one night last year in the snow and we saw a bloke coming the other way in his boxers with his jeans draped over his arm. As he was passing he said "Shat maself" and carried on walking.

 

Erm...hang on a minute...

Shart?

 

Indeed

 

I was stone cold sober during the sharting incident. It was during a lazy Sunday after a crackin home made curry the night before. On a positive note it was at her place.

 

****ing show off

 

Were they a bit brown.

 

I've looked up this Stella Black lark and its on tap only by the looks of it. Gonna give it a whirl.

Sang Som. Lets face it anything the Thai folk have is likely to be ****ing lethal. They drink some absolute devils drink over there. Never tried but with my liking of rum I may have to purchase. Any ideas where I can get some Trevor? A quick scout on the internet is proving fruitless. Either don't sell it or sold out. What's with all the mystery around it and the Thai's keeping it mainly to themselves?

 

I got beaten up by fairground people when i was a kid, a good 10 minute pasting... When i finally got up i discovered that i literally **** myself, i think it was a reflex action and probably what stopped them punching me.....Nose unbroken and all teeth still, can`t grumble..

 

Maybe you're a glimpse into the future evolution wise. It could possibly be that in the future we'll shat ourselves as a defence mechanism. Like the way squid use ink to escape their predators.

 

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I see.