Jacket Potato Toppings

Da **** is an artisan hotdog? Did it have a hipster beard, and was it served up by a waiter dressed like an extra from Peaky Blinders?

 

I like my spud buttered.

 

Tried sweet potato fries once, they were disgusting. I’ll stick to proper chips.

 

Proper chips are better, tbf. But in life, you have to be willing to experiment.

 

Sweet potato is nice.

only Brexit voting scum think otherwise

 

Gambol

 

I'm going on a march
Coz I want potatoes to be about potato

 

I say tomato

 

Yeah, I bet u do Jihadi John, probs hang them upside down Muslamic style for a week before you can eat them tomatoes, how'd you like them apples Ahmed?

I want roast beef to be about roast beef.

No surrender.

 

^^ incoherent speech of the heart imho ^^

 

I did experiment, I ate some of them then decided: never again.

 

I think I went to some poncey establishment recently where the choice was sweet potato fries or no fries at all. Faced with such a dilemma again in the future, I intend to go with sweet potato fries

 

Did they do any type of normal potato, new/roast/mashed/croquettes?

 

I like croquettes.

Spare mash frozen. Unfreeze, add whatever you want, roll in egg white and breadcrumb. ****in yum.

 

Late to the table, so to speak, but it has to be beans and cheese (not cheese and beans, that is filth) for me. Chili would be a close second.

F.uck tuna mayo though, utter rank.