Jack Cork gets engaged

Always good for a man to feel a little gratitude

 

I hate the whole 'out of my league' **** my gf used to say it all the time, until I said there's no such things as leagues.

 

she said you were out of her league or vice versa?

 

haha has the makings of a long and happy marriage...

I'll do it don't worry. In the meantime I'll up the romance and massage rate to keep her on the straight and narrow

 

Come on I would never say that , she did but doesn't any more.

 

massages are good

 

Fritzl Style? I wouldn't put that past you tbh. You sound like the type of girl who likes to dominate.

 

yeah so anyway, if you see jordan around, tell him to get a move on, ta. much appreciated.

 

no im not, really. quite the opposite actually. i like to be treated like a lady.

 

I know I'm lucky. When you've been someone for 5 years and you can still end up talking in bed until 6 in the morning you know you're on to a winner. She doesn't like football so I suppose that's a downside. I tried to teach her some bits and all I ended up doing was making her love Adam Lallana

 

Don't we all?

 

jealous

 

I feel like I've walked into a romance class. My oh my hasn't this thread progressed?

 

Yeah it's not gone off topic at all.

 

Well it is still about engagement I guess. Although we have gone from Jack Cork to Jen's prolonged wait.

 

This thread has taken a turn for the weird. Good read though.

 

Romance class - expert level. Proposals! Yeah sorry about all that...

 

Never mind that, just asking her out with a treasure chest?! Bizarre!!

 

She liked pirates at the time (she was 17 back then) so not completely out of the blue. Also it worked so it's all gooood.

 

All I said to my gf was you look good in a bikini, nowhere near planned like yours