Girl in the chippy asked if I wanted my cod battered? I said no need, maybe a light slap and an insult should do.....
Paddy says to Mick, "I can't remember the name of that historical Greek film that Brad Pitt was in". "Troy" said Mick. Paddy "I feckin' am, but I still can't remember!"
If you are attracted to both men and women but neither of them find you attractive, I’m afraid you are.. ...........................................................Bi-Yourself
