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JACK-ANORY FOR A FUNNY STORY - Joke Thread & Comedy Club

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    A detective showed up at my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6.

    I told him primary school.....
     
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    Bloody hell, I’ve just been added to Rachel’s WhatsApp group:

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    A train broke down on the London underground this morning.

    The driver called the station to let them know:

    "Euston, we have a problem"
     
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    I'm going to sell some John Lennon memorabilia on-line...

    'Imagine all the PayPal'...
     
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    So last night Will Sutton scored against Sutton I was wondering if that’s ever happened before Did James Chester ever score against Chester ? Did Dwight Yorke ever score against York ? Did Stefen Kuntz ever score against Liverpool ? Who knows
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    How do you know when your pen runs out of invisible ink?
     
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    Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair.

    I've heard nothing since......
     
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