So watching a porn film with the wife, I said why don't you scream and shout when you're having an orgasm? She said well I do, but you're never there at the time.....
The distance between ladder rungs has increased by 5%. This is due to an increase in the height of our population. Experts have put this down to 'Climb it Change'.
So watching a porn film with the wife, I said why don't you scream and shout when you're having an orgasm? She said well I do, but you're never there at the time.....
I broke down on the hard shoulder last week and while I was under the bonnet a homeless man approached me and asked what was wrong. I told him, “Piston broke, mate!” He said, “Yeah, me too.”
