A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner where a policeman is standing."Officer," he asks, "have you seen a man run by here in the last few minutes?" "No, I haven't. What's the problem?""The lousy cheat ran out of my shop without paying me!""Does this fellow have any distinguishing features?" the officer asked. "Well, yes," the barber replies. "He's carrying one of his ears in his left hand."
This bloke asked if he could use my field for a civil war re enactment. I thought, sod that for a game of soldiers......
