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    I got a Womble pepper grinder for Christmas.

    It's rubbish.

    Everything is either underground or overground.
     
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    I'm in big trouble with my wife. She asked me where was I taking her for Christmas.

    Apparently "Over the coffee table" was not what she wanted to hear.
     
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    Failed my biology test today.

    Apparently the answer to what was predominantly kept in cells wasn't Scousers.
     
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    I've just bought the wife an indoors ice pick, because when I asked her what she wanted for her birthday she said,

    "A climb axe would make a nice change."
     
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    A photon checks into a hotel.

    The front desk asks if it has any luggage.

    It replies “no, I’m traveling light”
     
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    Two people are in hospital after eating Lasagne containing 100% Horse Meat.

    They are said to be in a stable condition.
     
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    I once had a friend who broke off dating a girl because she was missing part of her foot.

    Apparently he was lack toes intolerant.
     
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    I was going to be a gynecologist, but I failed the entrance exam.
     
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