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    Santa getting ready for Llanelli…..
     
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    My Grandad, aged 92, is on three viagra each night.

    The doctor said it would stop him rolling out of bed.
     
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    Teacher says to Johnny "Where is Pakistan?"

    Johnny replied " out in the playground with Pakisteve"...
     
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    Hoping my mate’s girlfriend gets back from the Ukraine before 25th December .

    No one wants a chick in Kiev for Christmas
     
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    My girlfriend says she is leaving me because of my obsession with names of supermarkets.

    "Wait......... Rose" I said.
     
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    I've just seen a woman looking for her kids in Aldi, she was shouting "Rogan, Josh".


    ...I think she was their Nan
     
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    I went to a vegetarian restaurant last night and when I'd finished the waiter asked: "How was your meal, Sir."

    "It was very nice," I replied. "My compliments to the gardener."
     
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