I’ve just received a notification that, due to budget cuts, my local pantomime can only afford 6 Dwarfs for their production of “Snow White”. No-one’s Happy.
At this time of year I love sitting in front of a roaring fire, sipping mulled wine and listening to Christmas songs until I fall asleep. Probably why I lost my job as a firefighter.
I was on my way home from a Xmas party and got pulled over by the police, the copper said..”you been drinking?” “Yes officer!” How much have you consumed?” I said..”ten or eleven pints of lager, seven or eight shorts and several glasses of wine!” He looked at me sternly and said…“that’s a lot of alcohol you’ve consumed tonight but it’s still not a valid reason for letting your wife drive!”
The inventor of the ballet skirt was struggling for a name for his invention. please log in to view this image Finally he put tu and tu together.
