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    After many years of marriage, I think my wife still finds me sexy.

    Every time I go past her in the house she says, "What an ass."
     
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    Monumental - Those things...........
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    Boy last night was windy…I now have 3 trampolines, a couple of hot tubs, a couple of gazebos and a spare caravan for sale. PM for details....

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    I couldn't think what to get the Mrs for xmas ? But a pet is a good move ?

     
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    Just what I was looking for <laugh>

    For the woman that has everything?
     
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    I got a job as tester at the Viagra factory.

    It was hard
     
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    The local Chinese restaurant decided to diversify, and ( in the owners own words) was going to open a "crows"shop.

    I said to the owner (Ming), don't you mean "clothes shop"?

    "No" he replied, " come and take a Rook".
     
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    Husband and wife decide to make a password for sex, they decide on ‘washing machine’.
    Later in bed that night husband says, “Washing machine.”
    Wife replies, “Not tonight darling I have a headache.”
    Half an hour passes and she feels guilty so she says, “Washing machine.”
    Husband replies, “Too late it was only a small load so I decided to do it by hand.”
     
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