I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night. I'm now in hospital, waiting to be seen...
An American, an Englishman and a Scotsman are eating breakfast with their wives... The American says to his wife: "Please pass me the honey, honey" Then the Englishman requests: "Please pass me the sugar, sugar," to his wife. The Scotsman thinks for a second, then bickers "Pass me the milk, ya cow!"
My brother was a lion tamer. When he went bankrupt they took almost everything… But at least he still has his pride......
If you have a breakdown in an electric car, you can still use the AA. Unless it's a small electric car, then you have to use the AAA.
As I get older, I remember all the places I've been, and the people I've lost along the way. And I think to myself. A career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
