Yep another good one lost to the woke stazi Like frankly Boyle, he was funny as .... till he was cancelled and sold his soul to the woke mob to get back on tv ! You can see his eyes are dead having to spew out the PC crap they've neutered him with ! Many others too that's why there's fek all funny on main stream tv anymore.
A lad was hunting when a gust of wind blew his rifle over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well, sir, I have some good news & some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be okay . . . . the damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot." "What's the bad news ?" asked the hunter. "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your willy that left quite a few holes in it, so I'm going to have to refer you to my sister." "Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?" "No . . . .she's a flautist with the London Symphony Orchestra, and she's going to teach you where to put your fingers so that you don't pee in your eye."
Just answered a knock on the door. Fella standing there holding a clip board. 'T.V. licencing,' he said, 'You don't seem to have a licence to watch your television. ' I said, 'I do.' So I showed him. He said, ' But this is a photostat copy of last year's.' I said, 'Yes, that's right. All that's on are repeats.'
