Coffee can be deadly. It killed my grandad. He was run over by a Maxwell House van......it was instant.
Any restaurant with that sign up and they won’t have me as a customer. A tip is earned, it’s not mandatory.
“So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said: “You've been promoted.” And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said: "You've been promoted again.” And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said: “You're Managing Director.” And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said: “What happened to you?” And I said: “I careered off the road.”
