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    My wife says that I keep pushing her buttons.

    If that were true, I'm sure I would have found mute by now!
     
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    My wife was in labour when the nurse said it was time to push.
    She gave it everything she had, until a fart, that from sound and stench, had obviously followed through. She was mortified.
    "Don't worry," i said, patting her head. "I've heard this kind of thing is perfectly natural during birth. Isn't that right nurse?"
    "Yes," said the nurse gagging, "But it's usually the mother not the father!.."
     
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    Told Mrs I'm going to the gym !
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    Is that the Malsters in Cwmbwrla?
     
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    Looks a lot like it but I don't think it's changed its name, I'll have a look when passing there next
     
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