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    A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" insisted the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
     
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    Tasmanian place names that Aussies laugh at

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    Aussie place names that Tasmanians laugh at

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    CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WORK TODAY.'
    Wong Chow calls into work and says, 'I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work..'
    The boss says, 'You know something, WongChow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'
    Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great... I be at work soon.....You got nice house.'
     
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