"Mummy, Mummy! All my friends are married, Susie has married a rich Barrister, Jenny has bagged a millionaire businessman, Rachel has married a Premiership footballer. I just don't know what I'm doing wrong, I"m attractive, big breasts, lovely figure. I"m getting desperate." "Calm down dear, just follow the advice on the Heineken advert." "What do you mean?" "Get the head right and the rest will follow."
One of the larger ladies in our office was all dressed up last night. She had on a short skirt showing her stocking tops, a flimsy low cut top showing lots of cleavage, and a feather Boa. I asked why she was all dressed up and she said, "I"m going to a fancy dress party as a hooker" "Really" I said. "You look more like a prop forward to me."
please log in to view this image “I told you it was hunting season Jean but nooooo, we had to go visit your sister at the lake.”
So on Kings Heath High Street we have a Specsavers inbetween a Lloyds’ Pharmacy and a Greggs. please log in to view this image Yes, that’s right: Specs and Drugs and Sausage Rolls.
Students in Louisiana thought this symbol looked like a gun so they called the police. I kid you not. please log in to view this image Liberals are now coming for our weapons of math instruction!!!!!
