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    Dear Labour,

    It's a good job you found the money for the junior doctors because they are going to be busy treating pensioners with pneumonia and hypothermia this winter.

    Yours truly,

    Not a Millionaire pensioner.
     
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    I can't believe someone broke into my house, and stole all of my fruit.

    I am peachless......
     
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    I fell in love with a girl from the soft drinks factory.

    But, she only wants a cordial relationship........
     
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    My mate rang me and said "Meet me at the Vinyl Shop in 45".

    I made it there in 33, which was Record Speed.
     
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    A Geordie lass went to the hairdresser, and asked for a perm...

    The hairdresser replied....”I wandered lernly as a clood”.......
     
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    Went in the butchers this morning, and asked for some tripe.

    He gave me a DVD box set of Love Island.....
     
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