My mother"s a gullible old dear, so when she asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I wrote out a list. She spent hours at the shopping centre trying to find an air guitar, and a fanny magnet. But she wasn"t fooled at all by my request for the book; "French Military Victories."
Friendship between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best Friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
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Mouse for Females. After years of research Microsoft have found that women do not like the traditional mouse normally supplied with PC’s. They found that they would be more at home with the design shown below! please log in to view this image
