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    Don't get all the criticism of Dennis Skinner... I mean he's a true socialist, sat on his arse for decades doing nothing and lived off the state. What's not to like?
     
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    I spotted the council inspecting pot holes the other day.
    Apparently they're not bad enough to do anything with them yet.

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    I bumped into J K Rowling yesterday so I asked her about Harry's father, and she thinks it's James Hewitt too !
     
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    Sad news....... the managing director of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trecking across the Antarctic.

    Paramedics said he could have done with another coat........
     
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    Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday.

    The ungrateful f*cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
     
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    I deny I was a ‘useful idiot’ for the Soviet Union.
    No-one, but no-one, has ever referred to me as ‘useful’. #AgentCob
     
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    Just in Blackpool, saw a guy & woman shouting then fighting. A copper turned up but instead of calming things down he starts twatting the guy with a baton! The guy gets the baton and starts hitting the copper AND his wife! Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages.
     
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