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    My friend told me today ‘I’ve got a new girlfriend but the trouble is that she is sex mad. She wants to make love morning, noon and night, what on earth can I do to stop it?

    I said ‘Marry her’
     
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    I was going to sail around the world in the smallest ship ever built . . . . but I bottled it !
     
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    Your pics are not showing again m8<cheers>
     
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    Can you see this one? Confirmation would be appreciated!

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    A man was arrested yesterday after he fell into a combine harvester while trying to steal it !!!

    He's due to be bailed tomorrow !!
     
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    Just started a boat making business in my loft and it's doing really well....

    Sails have gone through the roof....
     
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