A cement mixer collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
A woman on a bus asked me ' do you have any pets ? ..I said yes a goldfish. She said any hobbies? I said he likes swimming!
The weather was brilliant yesterday, so l got out my 7 piece patio set. 1 chair & 6 cans of lager.....
I saw Michael J Fox at a Garden Party last week. I could tell it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias.
