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JACK-ANORY FOR A FUNNY STORY - Joke Thread & Comedy Club

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    Sir Tom Jones is still reeling that his reworking of Delilah wasn't chosen to represent The UK in The Eurocrud Freak Contest.
    His refusal to wear a Rainbow coloured Tutu, Pink wellies and have a Daffodil stuck up his backside, was thought to be the main reason he wasn't considered!
    But I suppose that these days....it's not unusual!

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    Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble upon a magic lamp...

    They rub it, and a genie appears.

    "I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces.

    The first dinosaur thinks hard.

    "Alright," he says, "I'll have a big, juicy, piece of meat."

    Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he'd ever seen appears in front of him.

    Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder.

    "I know! I'll have a shower of meat!"

    Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him.

    The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks harder than the previous dinosaurs.

    "I've got it!" he cries, "I want a MEATIER shower!"
     
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    This trend of idiot fans running onto the football pitches has to stop.

    It's only going to be a matter of time until someone does it at Old Trafford and gets man of the match......
     
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    Today I finally passed my driving test. I'm delighted.

    Now I can go dogging.

    Without my parents having to give me a lift!!.
     
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