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    200 yrs ago we deported 'undesirables' to Australia.

    The Rwanda plan might just create someone else to beat us at cricket.
     
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    Keyboa d fo sale pe fect wo king o de .
     
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    If trundle was a cat ! <cheers>
     
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    I had sex for 3 hours last night.....

    We role played as doctor and patient, and I was in the waiting room for 2 hours and 58 minutes.
     
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    A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy odered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.

    He replied in disgust 'I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!'

    Paddy handed his drink back & said 'Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!'
     
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    I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm.

    She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
     
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