Before I was born, my father apparently got a sign from God who asked him “Do you want your son to have a big willy or do you want him to have good grammar?” I think he decided to opt for what he thought was more importanter.
An Indian man has been arrested today in Cheltenham for assaulting his wife. Mr Chinda Goodnpropa has denied all the charges.
I was rudely awakened at 3am by 3 Cardiff City fans playing football with a hedgehog outside my window. I was about to phone the RSPCA when the hedgehog went 1-0 up….
SINGLE vs. ENGAGED vs. MARRIED Sipping her drink, the SINGLE girl leered and said "Last Friday, at the end of the work day, I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!" The ENGAGED woman giggled and said "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto heels. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!" The MARRIED woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, "Hey, Batman, What's for dinner?"
