I just saw Cat Steven’s sitting down, crying next to his camper van. I said “What’s the matter Cat ?” He said “Awning has broken”
I was bored so l swapped all the sweets into different wrappers. My wife isn't amused .. she got her Snickers in a Twix.
It's my wife's birthday today, last week when I asked her what she wanted. She said "Take me somewhere expensive". We've just got back from the petrol station....