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    I met up with my ex-girlfriend, Lindsay Doyle, the other day and we went on a very romantic date.

    Things were about to get interesting and then I remembered why we broke up: she smelt like a cricket bat
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    The woman opposite the road from me called me a pervert earlier, I don't know why!

    Knowing she likes bird watching I asked her if she'd like to come over and have a look at my twelve finches......
     
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    Do you know what I REALLY REALLY HATE?

    People who take drugs .

    You know , like the Police , and Customs Officers
     
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    I went into a charity shop and bought a couple of shirts and neckwear that belonged to John Phillips of the Mama's and Papas.

    All the sleeves are brown and the tie is grey....
     
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    2 jugs better still <cheers><cheers>
     
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