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    I was sitting on the edge of my bed last night, pulling my boxers off.

    My wife said to me "You spoil those dogs!"....
     
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    I used to play in a band called Cats Eyes.

    We played middle of the road stuff....
     
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    I have SEX DAILY.

    Sorry, I mean DYSLEXIA....
     
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    My bank called me this morning, and said there has been some suspicious bulk buying of aftershaves on my bank account.

    They think my card has been cologned....
     
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    My doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation.

    I'm worried 5hitless....
     
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    JK Rowling talking about the 20th Anniversary of Harry Potter.

    I don't think anyone has milked a small wizard this much since Debbie McGee !
     
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    I have just watched a brilliant documentary on TV, about Tomato Sauce.

    If you missed it, don't worry, it's available on Ketchup....
     
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