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    I just put vodka in my petrol lawnmower as it was cheaper than petrol. Now my grass is half cut
     
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    English lesson…

    Tsunami - T is silent
    Psychology - P is silent
    Knife - K is silent
    Honest - H is silent
    Wife - Husband is silent
     
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    My wife bet me £10 that I couldn't do a Butterfly impression.... I thought, that's got to be worth a little flutter
     
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    Be careful buying stuff on ebay. I ordered a Puffer fish....... and they sent me a Haddock with Asthma.
     
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    Oops - that didn’t age very well <laugh>
     
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