whenever the neighbours dog hears the door bell ring it goes and sits on the stool in the corner...it's a boxer
I started doing some impressions of old TV detectives in the pub last night. Telly Savalas aka Kojak, “Who loves ya baby?” Peter Falk aka Colombo, "Just one more thing.” Humphrey Bogart, “Play it again Sam.” After a couple of others I noticed a young lady taking a lot of interest and asked her, “Would you like to see my Dick Tracy?” She said, “Yes please, but my names not Tracy!”
