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    Llanelli dog owners respond to new by-law that states dogs are only allowed on buses if they fit into a bag.
     
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    For some reason all supermarkets in Scouse land have run out of soft drinks


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    Mary had a little skirt with a slit right up both sides,
    And everytime that Mary walked you could see her lovely thighs,
    Mary had another skirt with a slit right up the front,

    She didn't wear that one as often.........
     
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    Be careful, there's a gangster going around Town pulling up the back of peoples pants, "I think his name is Wedgie Kray."
     
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    Prositute went to the Doctors,
    "Congratulations your pregnant, do you know who the father is?"
    Hooker replies,
    "If you ate a can of baked beans would you know which one made you fart?"
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Well just **** off then
     
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    Due to freezing conditions in the UK, the men's British Naturist Society has seen the size of their members shrink dramatically.
     
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    My neighbours are having a competition to see who can hang out the washing fastest.

    So far it's level pegging
     
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    My wife has left me for a tractor salesman

    I've just had a John Deere letter.
     
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    brilliant
     
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