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    A woman is very distressed because she has not been married very long and yet her husband has lost interest in her. So she goes to see her doctor and relays the problem.
    The doctor doesn't seem worried at all and tells her that it is nothing serious, that her husband has merely lost his animal instincts. The doctor tells her to crumble some dog biscuits on her husband's cereal every morning without telling him, and little by little this will bring out the savage beast in him. He wishes her good luck and tells her to come back in a week with a progress report.
    A week later the woman returns to the doctor, who asks how her husband is.
    "He's dead," she replies.
    "Dead?" the doctor asked.
    "Yes. He was sitting in the driveway cleaning his bum, and I backed over him with the car.''
     
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    New kit for Benda when he returns ? :bandit::emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    The police knocked at the door late last night, and said.
    "Where were you at 20.05 tonight?"
    I replied, "Well, as it happens, at 8pm I took the missus to the bedroom, for a bit of you know what."
    The missus shouted from the kitchen
    "yeah that's right . . . . but **** knows where he was at 5 past !"
     
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