The Swans have remained unbeaten during the full term of a UK Chancellor of the Exchequer for the first time in their history
Paddy went to the train station and asked the ticket office for a one-way ticket to jeopardy. The clerk said there's no such place. Paddy replied, look, it said on the news last night there's 3000 jobs in jeopardy and i want to get there NOW!!.
I gotta admit, my wife's cooking has seriously improved. Today I had the best slice of soup I've ever had.