Wish me luck in this years London Marathon. I made 3hrs 12mins and 9 seconds last year. This year I will try to beat that, but I get bored and usually turn over and watch something else!
Guy goes up to an ice cream van which is advertising any flavour you like. Deciding to be a smart arse he says "do you really every flavour?" The guy in the van says "sure do" Smartarse say "then i'll have pussy flavour" to which the icecream man replies "one scoop or two? He can't believe it and says "two of course" Ice Cream man promptly hands over a double scoop cone. Guy smells it and thinks it smells like pussy Takes a lick screws up his face and says "this tastes like ****" Ice Cream man replies "you took too big a lick"