So I arrived at the restaurant a bit early for a family meal. "Would you mind waiting for a while?" asked the manager. "Not at all," I replied. "Good," he said. "Take these 2 Coq au Vins over to the couple by the window, then start clearing tables 4 and 7".
I start my new job as an apprentice bell ringer tomorrow ! It's my first day, so they'll just be showing me the ropes.....
A game a few years ago when Adam Jones was playing for Wales in red boots:- Moore : "A prop playing in red boots - that would never have happened in your day at Pontypool, Eddie?" Butler : "Well, not at the start of the match....."
A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke's hospital, saying that her husband had treatment there, and afterward, he lost all interest in sex. A hospital spokesman replied ... "Mr. Maynard was admitted in Ophthalmology all we did was correct his eyesight."
Australia have just had a general election. The main concern is about the number of illegal immigrants there are. Government sources suggest around 60,000. Aboriginal sources say it's more like twenty two and a half million of the bastards
