Little Johnny, Billy, and Tommy were walking home from school one warm spring day. As they were cutting through the alleys and backyards, They happened to look through a hole in the fence of one of the yards where a woman was sunbathing in the nude. As they looked through the hole, Johnny suddenly started to scream, left his friends and took off running for home. The next day, as the three boys came home again, they found the same hole in the fence and started to watch the woman. Again, after just a few minutes, Johnny started screaming and ran off quickly. On the third day, the boys were peeping into the hole in the fence again after school, when Johnny turned around and started to run again. But this time, Bill and Tommy grabbed him and demanded to know what was wrong. Johnny replied, “My mother told me that if I ever looked at a naked woman, I would turn to stone… And I started to feel a part of me getting awfully hard!
I can't believe what I saw in McDonald's today. An old man ordered one burger, fries and a drink. He unwrapped the burger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries dividing them into two piles placing one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then put the cup in between them. As he began to eat his few bites of burger the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously thinking 'That poor old couple, all they can afford is one meal between them.' A young lad came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the couple. The old bloke said "We are just fine, just used to sharing everything" a People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the young lad came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old lady said 'No thank you love, we are used to sharing everything.' Finally, as the old fella finished wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young lad again went over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of foodand asked 'What is it you are waiting for?' She answered "The teeth"
