My friends son has just left home to start an apprenticeship with Southampton FC. To save any embarrassment they told friends and neighbours he’d been sent to prison..
Just parked my car at the hospital, when an attendant said, “You can't park there, that's for badge holders only.” I replied, “That's okay, I've got a bad shoulder”
I recently spent £6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him . .but, they taste like peppermint
I took my suit to the cleaners, who wanted to charge me £45! Instead, I gave my suit to the charity shop next door. They cleaned and pressed it. Then they put it in the window. I bought it for £12.50! Follow me for more money saving tips
