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JACK-ANORY FOR A FUNNY STORY - Joke Thread & Comedy Club

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    it was the remaining words part of a cartoon joke i posted earlier, however someone complained and it was taken down . However it was accepted on the on another 606 site Sunderland but banned from here, Which i find strange, be nice to know who was so offended by it ,

    SUNDERLAND NOT 606
    Just for Mr RAWhite Thread post 15092 by
    Gil T Azell, Yesterday at 11:12 AM
     
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    An elderly woman goes to the doctor.
    She says, "Doc, I'm undergoing through a terrible mental trauma - I pass gas all the time!!!
    Fortunately, it's odorless and silent, otherwise I'd be mortified. For example, I've passed gas
    ten times just since we've been talking, but it's odorless and silent so you can't tell."
    The doctor gives her some green pills and tells her to take one a day and come back in a week.
    The woman comes back after taking the pills for a week.
    She says, "Doc, there's been a change but not for the better. I still pass gas all the time, but while it's still silent, now it smells terrible!"
    The doctor says, "Well, I'm glad we cleared up your sinus blockage.
    Now we'll have to work on your hearing.
     
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    Graham Martin is in Hospital:
    Who the hell is GRAHAM?
    Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hell have you been?"
    Graham replies. "I was getting a tattoo!"
    "A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
    "I got a hundred dollar note on my privates." He said proudly.
    "What the hell were you thinking?" She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar note tattooed on his privates?"
    "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
    Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
    Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
    And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want."
    Graham is now in The Critical Care Unit, Room 233. No visitors until further notice.
     
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    I know the one on the left became a cum bucket if that helps, the one on the right the jury is still out, but the judge has his black cap on the bench<laugh><laugh>
     
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