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    French World War Two rifle for sale.

    Never fired.

    Dropped once.
     
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    Teacher: Today is Father’s Day.Mary what does your father do. Mary: My dad is a lawyer, he puts bad people in jail.
    Teacher: David what does your father do?
    David: My dad is a doctor,he helps sick people get better.
    Teacher:Johnny what does your father do?
    Johnny: My dad is dead miss.
    Teacher: Oh I’m sorry Johnny,what did he do before he died.
    Johnny:He turned blue and shat on the carpet miss.
     
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    My wife has an awful habit of biting her nails, but I've cured her . . . . I've hidden her teeth.
     
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    Boating lake manager: “come in number 9 . . . . your time is up.”

    Manager’s assistant: “we only have 8 boats”

    Boating lake manager: “is everything all right, boat number 6 ?”
     
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