Paddy pulls along side a Lorry and shouts, "Oi mate, you're losing your load!" The driver replies, "Fek off!" 5 miles further along, Paddy again shouts, "Oi, you're losing your load!" The driver then again replies, Feck off!" 5 miles further along, Paddy yells, "I'm not joking, you're losing your load!" The driver then shouts, "Will you Feck off you thick twit, I'm gritting!"
Paddy pulls along side a Lorry and shouts, "Oi mate, you're losing your load!" The driver replies, "Fek off!" 5 miles further along, Paddy again shouts, "Oi, you're losing your load!" The driver then again replies, Feck off!" 5 miles further along, Paddy yells, "I'm not joking, you're losing your load!" The driver then shouts, "Will you Feck off you thick twit, I'm gritting!"
My hot neighbor wanted to have sex all night long… She’s single . . . She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street in the rain and up my driveway. She knocked on my door . . . I rushed to open it. She looked at me, and said, “I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk and have sex all night long! Are you busy tonight?” I immediately replied, “Nope, I’m free . . . I have no plans at all!” Then she said, “Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?”
