I remember once I was forced to choose between a lifetime supply of Blackpool's finest confectionery, and a lifetime supply of frozen fish. I was stuck between a Rock and a hard plaice........
I am thinking of starting a Elvis Presley themed steak and meat restaurant . Just for those who love meat tender........ .
“Been drinking tonight sir?” The police officer asked me last night. “I had one earlier, but that was all,” I replied. “I think you’ve had a few more than that sir. Would you step out of the van please.” “Why?” I asked. “Because the Postman Pat ride isn’t really designed for adults and there’s children waiting for their go,”
Out of surgery! Had my ear drum replaced with a piece of pig skin! My hearing is great now apart from a little crackling.
