China Had Invented A Machine That Catches Thieves; They Took It Out To Different Countries For A Test!! U.S, in 30 minutes it Caught 20 Thieves Spain, in 20 minutes it caught 25 Thieves! Swaziland, in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 Thieves Zimbabwe, in 2 minutes it caught 200,000 Thieves Liverpool, in 5 minutes the Machine was GONE!
I went in to my chemists and asked for some Viagra, "Do you have a prescription " asked the pharmacist, "No" I said " but I have a photograph of the wife "
If you're wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's have a look at the evidence: - No Christmas - No television -No nude women - No football - No pork chops No hot dogs - No burgers - No beer - No bacon - Rags for clothes - Towels for hats - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower More than one wife More than one mother in law - You can't shave - Your wife can't shave - You can't wash off the smell of donkey You cook over burning camel ****- Your wife is picked by someone else for you - and your wife smells worse than your donkey Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"?? Well no Sh*t Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse.
