A woman asked a General in the army the last time he made love to a woman, the general stood tall and said "1956 ma'am." The woman, taken back by this answer said "1956?! That long?! Let me make your night better..." and the two sauntered away to a private room. The woman began to strip and the two made passionate love for an hour. The woman cuddled up to the army general afterward and said "well, you sure haven't forgotten any thing since 1956...". The general looked at her confused and said "well I sure hope not. It's only 2130 now!"
Dived off the old ship that was a pub there on a bank holiday Monday after a few ales. I think back now what a plonker as my god mothers son drowned in it after coming out of the club there, not pissed but he had a heavy trench coat on and dragged him down under the weight.
