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    Well, what a relief!! At long last, I’ve finally had some good luck for a change!
    I saw a fortune-teller recently who told me to beware of a stranger who will try and take me for a mug and con me out of a large cash sum during the next 3 weeks.
    Well, I’ve been careful and the 3 weeks are up today, and brilliant!.. nothing’s happened!!

    Best £500 quid I’ve ever spent.
     
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    Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

    Because proper tea is theft
     
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    Chromosomes, a beginner's guide:
    XY = Male
    XX = Female
    YYY = Delilah
     
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    I got the sack from my job at the calendar printers, just because I took a couple of days off
     
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