Johnathan Ross and Russell Brand , not finding much work, decide to rob an off licence After lifting a couple of bottles Brand nervously asks "Is this whisky Jonathan?" "Sure is, but not as whisky as wobbing a bank, now gwab some bacon fwies and wun!"
'A tough gang on motor bikes encountered a young girl looking like she was going to suicide by jumping off a bridge into the river. The head tough guy said, 'Before you jump, can I get a big lingering kiss?' The answer was yes and they kissed passionately. When finished, the tough guy said 'Tell me, why are you committing suicide?' The answer was, 'Cos my parents don't like me dressing in girls clothes'.
