JACK-ANORY FOR A FUNNY STORY - Joke Thread & Comedy Club

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    I went into a bar in Spain & there was a huge bulls head on the wall.
    I said: "That must have been a big bull?"
    The barman said: "That bull killed my grandfather"
    I said: "Was he a bullfighter?"
    He said: "No. He was playing draughts over there and it fell on him!".
     
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    2 Irish men on an old air base have been told to measure the height of a flag pole, while they are scratching there chins, an English man walks by and asks if he can help . The Irish men ask him how he would measure it .

    He goes away brings back a spanner and unbolts the pole. Lays it down and measures it. The Irish men burst out laughing and say .You daft sod , we need the height not the length .
     
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